Now why is it

that it is SO BLEEDIN’ DIFFICULT to type the letters E-G-B-D-F in sequence?  I’ve known them in context since I was maybe six, it doesn’t have any hard reaches on the keyboard . . . so what’s my problem with it??

(Backstory:  I’m scanning the cover of the Moody Blues’ Every Good Boy Deserves Favour.  Due to the relative sizes of the scanner bed and the album cover, I have to do the front and back in four passes each, and then stick ’em together in Photoshop.  To keep them identifiable in the folder where I store all my scans, I’m slugging them as “egbdfn.png.”)