This is not a test

This is real, so now I can say it after several weeks of knowing it was in process.  (I didn’t say anything before in case something interfered at the last minute.)

I signed the offer letter to become a permanent employee of the Empire today.  The first day of the novus ordo is two weeks from yesterday.

I understand that my storm-trooper armor and blaster will be issued in a week or so.

Grand Moff Tarkin pedals a quantum velocipde in the Intergalactic Regatta.  Fnord.