Monthly Archives: August 2005

So I finally wrote my own OKCupid test

Are you sure you didn’t invent bluegrass? Oh, wait—you DID. Continue reading →

Posted in Foolishness, Music | 3 Comments

No assault. No battery. No excuses. Not right. Not ever. Not ever. NOT EVER. Continue reading →

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I would never hear the end of it if one of his cousins fell out of my tree and killed himself. Continue reading →

Posted in House | 3 Comments

If I’m going to be required to go to a meeting, I’d rather not be run off forcibly once I’m there. Continue reading →

Posted in Empire, Work (WORK!!?!??!) | 7 Comments