Anglican humo(u)r

How many Episcopalians does it take to change a light bulb?

One celebrant to bless the new bulb
Three acolytes to sit around and make faces
One organist to write a hymn in praise of the new bulb
Fifteen choir members (minimum) to sing said hymn
One junior warden to remove the old bulb and replace it with the new bulb
One assistant clergy to give a eulogy on the old bulb
One to two hundred members of the congregation to answer “We will” when the celebrant asks:  “Will you who witness this do all in your power to support this new light?”
Five to ten people to form a new congregation using the old bulb