Roof progress report

After three days of construction the new gable is built, decked in, and tar-papered.  I expect that the beginning of next week will see them tearing off the roof on the old house, then re-decking and re-shingling.  Photo of progress will follow; I don’t have them on this machine.

The thing there’s still NO progress on is getting our Net connection, which ever since February has been intermittently cutting out for hours or days at a time, fixed.  The ISP has finally acknowledged that, as they’ve replaced all the hardware and cabling in the house twice without resolving the issue, the issue’s probably on their side of the node, but because the problem is intermittent, they have no clue what’s really causing it, so they’ve put my cable modem on “probation” for a week, which means they monitor the line 24×7 to see if they can figure out a root cause.  My current theory is that they have too many subscribers on our loop, and the total load is sucking enough bandwidth that everyone should be suffering.  The only fix for that, though, is to split the loop into two, which costs the ISP money, so they’re hoping I’m wrong and they can find something else.

Our crappy Net connection makes it difficult to work from home, which I need to do while the builders are in the house, so I’ve been spending a lot of time on the free wifi at Quack’s, but zomg their chairs are unCOMFORTable to sit in for more than thirty minutes, despite padding!  Mickey D’s could take a lesson or two from them about chairs that encourage quick turnover.  Maybe I should look into Epoch’s seating instead.  It’s not much farther from the house, although not as easy to walk to.

And T called Friday to say that she’ll be home Monday to take a mental-health vacation week.  Having to move her store and learn a whole new staff, plus the other managerial stuph, all at once has run her nearly into the ground, and her district manager has been trying to get her to take some herself-time for some time.  I don’t know what the precipitating event was, but she called her manager and said she needed mental-health time, and after he “yelled at her” (but likely not literally) for ten minutes about being an idiot and refusing to take any care of herself, he told her “go on home for a week.”  So she is.

While she’s here, she wants me to go with her to Carmax as a bullshit detector while she shops for a new car.  She and my MIL seem to have come to a co-sign agreement with USAA, and she’s intending to drive home to Houston with a new car, and leave the pickup with us for good.  Which is a good thing; the pickup is fifteen years old, has more than 200,000 miles on it, and she has no business trying to make it hold up to the kind of use she needs.  (Now I’m going to see if I can finally get the pickup to tell me what its name is.)

And somewhere in there, I’m taking her to Discount Electronics and we’ll get her a laptop to replace her aging desktop system.  If I can do what I want, we’ll be getting a Latitude D630, about two years old, which will have plenty of life left in it without getting stuck with the cheesy crap that ends up in consumer-class systems.

Posted in Cars, Construction, House, Them Computin' Machines | Tagged , , , , | 1 Comment

The roof is a go

I signed the contract yesterday, wrote a check for $6,342.57 (one-third down, another third due at 50% completion, the final third due on acceptance), and the crew is supposed to start arriving with building materials on Monday.  Actually, two of the crew arrived before nine o’clock this morning, knocking on the front door to let us know they were going to get onto the roof and look around to see what they’re up against.

SaphireBear phoned on her way home from BigFun and volunteered an hour’s help moving things out of the sewing room, which L seemed pleased to get; there are a bunch of things in both rooms that need more than one person to move—that damned great hemstitcher table, for one, which is enormous and with the motor weighs forty pounds if it’s an ounce—and which is mine to deal with, since Mackey was my great-grandmother.  Blissfish, what time(s) might be convenient for you or Valatan later this week?

Thiseenin’ I’ve got to get out the table saw and see if I can chop up some more of The Shedding Tree’s branch, to have it out of the way for tomorrow.

Posted in Construction, House | Tagged , , | 2 Comments

And the hits just keep on coming

Today’s “hit” (actually, sometime last night’s) was that the GivingShedding Tree shed another big, dead limb . . . right onto the electric service drop to the house.  I found the mess when I went out to go to work.  Fortunately, the line held under the assault so we still have power, but the weight of the crash tore the retainers and stays out of the wall, so the live power cable was supporting the weight of the limb, and hanging at about five feet off the ground instead of seven or eight feet.

I had a drop-dead deadline to meet this morning at the Empire, so not going in at all was right out, but as soon as I could I got away and came home to try to clear the line.  And of course, the Law of Inanimate Perversity had taken hold of the chain saw, and it wouldn’t start for love nor money, and I had to go rent a saw.  That one did start, once I figured out the right sequence of buttons to push before yanking on the starter, and I got the line clear in about thirty minutes.  Now I have big hunks of branch lying all over the back yard, but I can cut them up on the table saw more or less at leisure.  The baleboosteh’s electrician friend Rob, who rescued us during the kitchen lighting adventure, is coming over Saturday to see how much it’ll cost to re-attach the line to the house, which I’m not qualified to do.  (I don’t fool with that caliber of ’lectricities.)

In other news, the POD-equivalent is being delivered sometime tomorrow, so I’ll have to work from home while I wait for their delivery guy to show up, then it’ll be working from home for the next two weeks while construction goes on.  The roofer says he expects re-roofing to take about a week, and the second week will be the sheetrock work, for which we have to have the rooms empty.  This is good; it means we don’t have to break our backs over the weekend to clear everything out before Monday.

 

A rooster mat makes the underhanded primrose league.  Fnord.

Posted in House | Tagged , , | 3 Comments

Hurry up and . . . HURRY!!

’Member how I said the roofer told me it’d be two weeks or so before he could start a crew on our job?

He called yesterday afternoon.  “Sam, the job I was gonna start that crew on fell through.  How ’bout we start on your job this Monday, instead?”

So I spent part of today rounding up quotes for a portable storage unit, and in the morning I’m going to tell him to raise the lightning rod mobilize his crew.  Which brings me to the next point.

We gotta empty the sewing room and M’s room, and could use more Warm Bodies* than just our own to do it—and the Indian electrician may not be available.  (You know—the Indian electrician, Many Hands.  Many Hands make light work.)  Depending on what the roofer tells me about scheduling, we need help sometime between this weekend and next to get stuph carried to the POD.  There may be pizza and bheer involved.  (Note to BigFun attendees:  yes, I know BigFun is this weekend.  No, I’m not fool enough to ask that you skip BigFun.  Farther along, maybe?  Everything is gonna have to be unloaded from the POD into the house too, afterward.)

*A Warm Body is a man with at least one arm and two fingers who can pick up something when he is told to.

Or woman, as the case may be.

Posted in Construction, House | Tagged , , | 7 Comments

Six hours and $400 later

I have a building permit for redoing the roof.  In the process of getting the permit, I also got a Land Status Determination that Determined my land, although never correctly platted (mostly because there was no platting requirement, much less a Planning and Development Department to require a plat, in 1898), could be granted an Exception because it had been the same size and shape since before 1987, and been receiving City services (i.e., it was connected to the sewer) since 1937.  The planner said this was the “easiest” exception to comply with, though he didn’t explain why.  The Land Status Determination required not only a fee separate from the building permit fee, but a trip uptown to the county clerk’s office for a copy of the warranty deed prior to ours, so I could prove no changes had been made to the lot dimensions any later than 1987.

The worst part of the process, though, was the sheer amount of hurry-up-and-wait involved.  A good four hours of the six were spent kicking my heels in various waiting rooms until someone had time to see me, which only goes to show how badly understaffed the city’s planning department is.  Nonetheless, I walked out at 2:10 on the same day with the permit, which is extremely quick for these processes.

I called the roofer to let him know we had the go-ahead from the City, and he said he expects to have the crew he wants on my job available to start in about two and a half weeks, and that the work should take a week and a half, barring complications.

Now to arrange for a POD . . . .

 

Serena is an adaptation of the Norse word for veil.  Fnord.

Posted in Construction, House | Tagged , , | 4 Comments

The Guthrie Family . . . Rides Again

I just realized that I never did write about going to see “The Guthrie Family Rides Again” on the thirty-first of last month at the Long Center.  I ended up taking M with me; this was her first really, truly not-a-kiddie-show concert, and she said she enjoyed it even though she only recognized “This Land Is Your Land”.

We had quite good seats for comps, in the orchestra about row twenty and middling right-side.  Sound was very good throughout; whoever was on the board understood the band and the hall.  And for a mercy, the show began only about five minutes late, which is VERY prompt for Austin.  (Fifteen minute delays are common.)

Daughter Sara Lee and her husband Johnny Irion started the show with a couple of songs of their own, then gradually other family members joined them onstage, until Arlo came on about fifteen or twenty minutes in and took up his spot on a stool set dead center.  From then on it was all the Guthrie family band, even including several of the grandchildren performing.

The songlist wasn’t much of a nostalgia trip:  a number of Woody’s unfinished (and largely unknown) songs, with music added by people ranging from Sara Lee to Billy Bragg, several kids’ songs, one or two VERY not-kid-friendly songs (notably daughter Cathy’s “Shit Makes the Flowers Grow,” lifted from her work with the group Folk Uke), and originals from first one then another family member.  The two songs that really dug back to the Arlo I remember were “Coming Into Los Angeles,” which he prefaced with a long story about what he remembered of performing at Woodstock (a saga that involved falling through the revolve in the middle of the stage), and “City of New Orleans,” which received an equally long introduction, as Arlo talked about the benefit train trip/concert tour they put together for Katrina relief in late 2005.  Serendipity played a big part in the tour, which he said came together in three weeks when it should have taken six months to arrange.

Talking of that benefit, Arlo went on to say that its whirlwind organization left him feeling slightly disoriented, and that as the train pulled out of Chicago’s Union Station one December afternoon, he and his wife were sitting together in the observation car, with their daughters literally sitting on the floor at their feet.  Annie got quiet for a minute, then got a strange look on her face, and then in a lull in the conversation she said, “Daddy . . . do you realize that we’re really here?  We’re riding on the City of New Orleans?” and he swung right into intro from there . . . and the song, in that context, just blindsided me.  I don’t think M understood why Daddy was crying and singing along at the same time, but I didn’t even try to explain it.  As Kesey said, you’re either on the bus or off the bus.

The family ended the night with another look back to Woody, first with “This Land” and then an even older song that Woody would have heard over XERA as a young man, the Carter Family’s “Will the Circle Be Unbroken.”  They didn’t try to do an encore, because with thirteen musicians plus several small children onstage at the end, the logistics of getting everyone off and back on were just about impossible.  They just wound down, said their goodnights, and that was all.  And it was all it needed to be, too.  This wasn’t about clapping and stamping and “MORE! MORE!”  It was an evening for sitting around and singing the old songs with some old friends.

Posted in Music | Tagged , | Comments Off on The Guthrie Family . . . Rides Again

Invisibl gras

Or if not exactly invisible, certainly turned into a cartload of mulch, which Blissfish and Valatan can rake up in a day or two once it dries.  And I got a free two hours or so of heavy exercise wrestling the mulcher, whose controls are now all fixed and the PTO on the transmission works properly, though it’s totally useless when tackling grass this dense, and the “universal” throttle cable is inverted and works in a Big Brother-ish “fast is slow” fashion.  (And zomg I have GOT to scrub down my respirator!  It is completely Teh Nasty.)

Is it can be burbons tiem nao, pleez?

 

Nearly eight hundred songs have been written about rain.  Fnord.

Posted in Minutiae | Tagged , | Comments Off on Invisibl gras

Yet mo’ mowage

If the rain will consent not to piss down at least until mid-afternoon, I volunteered to go tackle Blissfish’s overgrown-lawn problem, before the Gummint Enforcers come to haul her away (or at the least to mow the lawn themselves, and charge her a ridiculous amount for the privilege).

 

You want to get a Lone Star girl, with her cast-iron curls and her aluminum dimples.  Fnord.

Posted in Minutiae | Tagged , | 3 Comments

The Taco Bell Cannon

Last fall, I recorded a promotional Sonic ID to run during KUT-FM’s fiftieth-anniversary membership drive.  Because it was for the membership drive, I dug up one of my memories from the very first drives, in the middle 1970s.  (I’m the only one left from that time, save for one host who’s been there since 1966.)  My Sonic ID  proved to be a popular one, and is now in regular play rotation at the station, and people regularly tell both L and me “Oh, I heard Sam’s story on KUT!” to the point that I had to get the producer to send me a copy of it so L, who hadn’t heard it, could find out what the commotion was about.

So now, for your enjoyment, I present my story of KUT’s first pledge drives and the Taco Bell Cannon.

 

The disk jockeys ride in the radio rodeo.  Fnord.

Posted in Austin, Personal History, Volunteer | Tagged , , | 3 Comments

Preview of coming attractions

Wednesday week, we’ll be filming My Neck and Brain, with yours truly in the starring role, and the MRI technician directing.

For some time I’ve had a string of small neuro-things going on, from slight numbness on one side to loss of language fluency to myoclonic twitches and malfunctions.  Before anyone asks, I don’t think I’m looking at anything pre-strokish; the one-sided numbness and weakness has been there on and off for years and years, and it commonly manifests as a stress response.  Also, the neurologist I saw last month was talking more about other potential causes and not stroke, my BP is under control, and everybody seems to be happy with where my diabetes is right now.  Still, I know that I have a herniated C5-6 disc, and have had since 1986.  (I got the diagnosis in 1994, but with hindsight I can pinpoint the day it happened.)  Nobody has seriously looked at it since diagnosis, and I think it’s time to get an update and see if it’s deteriorated any, and take a look at the inside of my skull as long as they have me strapped in.

The bill for the MRI is likely to hurt:  $500 deductible, and 20% coinsurance for everything over that.  Means I’m going to be scrambling for overtime hours whenever I can find ’em at the Empire.

 

The original fnord was built in the shell of a harbour mine.

Posted in Health | Tagged , , | 1 Comment