Category Archives: Work (WORK!!?!??!)

Maynard G. Krebs is frightened

The Time Is out of Joint

Today was full of anger and upset. Continue reading

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I keep chewing through the leather straps anyway

I was so annoyed by the effrontery of anyone still seriously propounding “let them eat downloads” that I went a lot further. Continue reading

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Getting too big for our britches

Management realized we needed another call center so we never got caught out again. Continue reading

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An affliction of trained monkeys

I didn’t have a technician on the other end of this chat, I had a trained monkey, and not a well-trained one at that. Continue reading

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. . . to see whether I can fly

“When you first hit the floor as a new agent in tech support we throw you into a river to see whether you can swim.  When you hit the floor as a Resolver, we throw you off a cliff to see whether you can fly.” Continue reading

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I really got it

When Smiley read his copy of my acceptance a little later he was so excited he came over right in the middle of a call I was taking and hugged me.  (Silly manager.) Continue reading

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I got it

Details follow.

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They’ve Got a Secret

Human Resources is in a snit because they weren’t invited to the party. Continue reading

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5 . . . 4 . . . 3

Which is the number of seconds I had left at the end of my timed “tools test” last week, part of the Resolver interview process. Continue reading

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I get surprised by speed

The closed-book assignment was to write down details of how you’d go about troubleshooting each problem. Continue reading

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