Category Archives: Foolishness

The Soft-Drink Map (what do YOU call ’em?)

Posted on June 1, 2004 by Marchbanks

I was a Delaware Punch fiend; still am, when I can find it. Continue reading →

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Let it never be said

Posted on April 10, 2004 by Marchbanks

that I don’t listen to requests from my Small But Faithful Readership. Continue reading →

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If it’s pop, I don’t sing it

Posted on December 1, 2003 by Marchbanks

Try to enjoy Christmas, anyway. Continue reading →

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Sag’ mir

Posted on July 18, 2003 by Marchbanks

. . . ist diese Bach sehr tief?” “Kann nicht sein; eine meinen Enten diese morgen durch gewatet!”

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Anglican humo(u)r

Posted on June 22, 2003 by Marchbanks

How many Episcopalians does it take to change a light bulb? Continue reading →

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I always wanted to found my own religion

Posted on June 12, 2003 by Marchbanks

First we must look deep inside and accept our inner ink. Continue reading →

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Dada guesses the candy

Posted on March 29, 2002 by Marchbanks

Theo asked “Is this a metaphor?”  Mom said, “No, this is a fish.” Continue reading →

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The Weather Report

Posted on November 27, 2001 by Marchbanks

The Master Singers took the British Highway Code and other chunks of bureaucratic tedium, and set them to Sarum plainsong. Continue reading →

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Dairy Products:  the Exegesis

Posted on October 8, 1998 by Marchbanks

It is, as noted, not a source of lactose because the case-inate does not lac tose tings. Continue reading →

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